"BPW Ring Time"

Stepdaddy here. Plenty of guys have asked me why BPW won’t book them. I won’t lie, it’s probably one of two reasons: I either haven’t seen your work or someone on our booking committee has seen your work and wasn’t impressed. Wanna fix that? I will give you a chance to get in our ring and show me what you can do.

“BPW Ring Time: Come Get Some!”

Wanna work out in Battleground Pro Wrestling’s ring? Wanna show us you can practice and drill alongside the BPW boys? If you have some ring experience and can execute basic “Rolls & Ropes” without killing yourself, I may have a deal for you. You’ll need $10 and some common sense. This will be not be some mommy-and-me-class where newbies are gently guided through everything. This is a full-fledged pro wrestling practice- experience is required.

Here’s the process:
GET PRE-SCREENED: You will be quickly tested on pro wrestling basics, you better know the answers. My dummy detector is pretty good, and every idiot in the world thinks he belongs in a wrestling ring. I must be sure you have basic common sense. If not, you’re outta here. Hey, pro wrestling is not democracy- not everyone gets to join.

BUY A TICKET: Nothing's free in wrestling, this is your contribution to the cause. We need to sell tickets. The $10 covers your fee for using our ring and as a bonus you get a ticket to Saturday night’s show. Everybody wins.

SIGN OUR RELEASE: It’s pro wrestling practice Charlie, you know you’re taking risks right? Put your name on my piece of paper to prove it. No one gets in our ring without signing the release.

FOLLOW INSTRUCTION: Pay attention and listen to us. This isn’t a trampoline in someone’s backyard, it’s a real-ass wrestling ring. We explain what we want, you do it in the ring. There's no free-styling here.

GET IN THE RING: The first hour is basic “Rolls & Ropes”. This is ground-level stuff any real pro wrestler should be able to do. If you need improvement, we’ll be able to tell. If you’re great, we’ll be able to tell. The second hour will be Instructor’s Choice: a little more creative and challenging; more experienced guys will get to show their skills then.

the.stepdaddy at gmail.com Give me a holler if you and/or your boys want to participate. More rules will apply as I make them up.

BPW Ring Time: Come Get Some May 29
Be there at 2:30pm to sign up, we hit the canvas at 3pm SHARP! Remember it's a workout: bring some clothes you can wear while bouncing around the ring; sneakers are good footwear, but wrestling shoes/boots are better. Don't come in full wrestling gimmick, that's just embarrassing.

American Legion Hall #71
3252 Florista St.
Los Alamitos, CA